Fantasy Writer, Multimedia Journalist, Centipede Exterminator
I saw the first centipede the day that I moved in. My girlfriend and I were looking for toothpaste, and it sprinted out from beneath a box that I had lifted from the closet, gung-ho on biting my toe, or whatever centipedes do. I screamed, flung the box, and squashed it.
The end of the year is a time for self-reflection. We dust the last twelve months off of our shoulders, guiltily contemplate the previous years resolutions and then hastily sketch a new batch. This will be the year of the diet. The gym membership. The pinched penny. For me, this is going to be the […]